RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

people who go into tags just to be mad about the contents of said tag

notsosilentwallflower:
batched:
knightlock:
how much do boy/girlfriend cost
at least 3 potato
didn’t it use to be 2 potato
the recession hit us hard

kingcheddarxvii:

I may not be a strong man but I am stronger than every toddler and could fight at least three

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer 
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

vesley:

DO YOU REALIZE WE ARE ALL FLESHY SACKS OF MEAT MADE OUT OF MOSTLY WATER AND CARBON WITH A LIFESPAN OF LIKE 80 YEARS WALKING AROUND ON A BIG FLOATING ROCK THAT SPINS AROUND CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY SOME DICK IN YOUR LIFE

might as well

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:
I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES
‘IMAGINE THE SKY’
‘HOW IS THE SKY’
‘TOUCH THE SKY’
IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT
YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

roy-musttang-the-timelord:

tinydragongina:
every fucking time this gets me