i love this, he’s like
YOU SEE THAT
YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE
WHAT DID I FUCKIN TELL YOU
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
can we talk about Legolas in the back tho
I feel like I need to rewatch the entire series just focusing on Legolas.
It’s worth it.
Did Orlando Bloom spend the entirety of the series trolling with his facial expressions?
YES. YES HE DID.
to my american followers.
We were without a government for 541 days.
ww—-WHAT?!
Aaand we protested against that shit going on by eating fries.
aaand getting half naked
THIS IS HOW WE DO GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNS BOYS
Jesus christ thats alot of notes in a day and half.
Bringing Sexy Back by Paige Snider [tumblr]
A comic about me not being sexy. All real experiences how fun!
