divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

shmexypanda:

djwolfgirl:

trigonyan:

FUCK YOU I ACTUALLY CRIED

FUCK

[INHUMAN WHINES]

everythingelsegoesherethen:

Dean is coming out of a janitor’s closet after making out with a girland he still makes sure to acknowledge his little brother as soon as he sees himDean Winchester the big bad cool kidalways makes sure that Sam remembers he’s there for himeven if it’s as a background figure at school hnnnnnghbig brother Dean feelings everythingelsegoesherethen don’t judge me(via athousandstarstodreamon)

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

estychan:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

This is the single most amazing thing I have ever seen [x]

HOW THO

I CAN’T COMPREHEND THIS MUCH SKILL

stripperlecki:

tardis-mind-palace:

highlyintelligentblonde:

cookiedougheater:

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

doctorsherlocklokison:

shirleytemplar:

ship-hard:

psychopathicyoutubers:

How Girls Take A Shower

dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain

#ur missing when I waterbend

And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.

As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.

Yes it does.

It really does

the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this

The penis people

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

wait

what

there’s a list???

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

kingofbastille:

kingofbastille:

my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings

the spare

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

dennisbrain:

this doesn’t make sense tho bc trumpets are way better than saxophones

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

kyokaito:

waitforawonder:

future-mrs-frost:

christofercringlemisha:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

ask-sonicandneku:

ikkitheairbender:

kevaroono:

you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.

As a Whovian… That scared me.

We can add 11/12/13 this year

And 12/13/14 next year

What? There is no 13th month…

12/13/14 would be in the format of Month/Day/Year.

fucking americans…