wildgothdorito-deactivated20160:

im going to hunt you down and kill you

this work of photochop art made in ms paint

gayspooky:

do you ever just wanna message someone and say hi but it’s been like a couple months since you last spoke so it’s like awkward because you dont know if they even want to talk to you anymore anyway and just

phantomhivespookysass:

nevertrustastegosaurus:

Long story short, I brought my Trickster!Dirk cosplay to school today because reasons, and my math teacher went “Hand me that” so of course I kinda have a mini heart attack like oh shit I’m in trouble, but then took my lollipop,marched to the front of the classroom, and prOCEEDED TO TEACH THE REST OF THE CLASS USING IT AS A POINTER 

fucking incredible

nowyoukno:

More Facts Here!

comedycentral:

If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.

Click here to watch the entire segment.

smileymileyzbong:

My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it

3liza:

[game designer voice] big corn

constantlydrawingablank:

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

This needs millions more notes.

mutaharu:

I CHANGED “THE 2DS” TO “MY PENIS” IN PONIFY AND I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE SEVEN YEARS IM LITERALLY FIVE YEARS OLD