You know how people say keep your black cats inside around halloween? Cat was in the window watching things like normal, we hear a crash, realize someone fucking shot a marble through the glass. They were a bad shot so the little dude is fine, but bailed too fast for us to even get a glimpse. Don’t know if they slingshot it and ran or shot from a car, but they were GONE within 20 seconds of impact.
APPARENTLY INSIDE KITTIES AREN’T COMPLETELY SAFE EITHER.
Please, all, watch out for your black cats!The actual fuck? I don’t understand why anyone would try to hurt those little darlings.
Signal boosting like the wind.
All of a sudden I’m glad we live in a third-floor apartment. And yes, signal boosting.
I have a friend who works as a vet tech. You don’t want to know the real stories she has about black cats around Halloween. She told me to keep our black cats inside a full week before Halloween.
Trust me.
You want to do this.
yes keep them safe, when my bf was young he lost a black cat on halloween to those “pranksters” now tell me how fucking traumatizing to see your little kitty’s head (ONLY) sitting in the fucking front yard on halloween morning!? what the fuck is wrong with you?! &thats not even the only time it’s happened…I have a black cat that was almost killed by a teenager. He was knocking on our door and he said ‘trick or tr-’ and he stopped mid sentence when he saw my cat. He threw his pocket knife at her, but luckily my cat got away quick enough. People are fucking sick and horrible.
I actually saw someone trying to grab and strange my cat on Halloween 2 years back, pretty sure he wasn’t from the neighbour hood at the fact he was so surprised that I pounced on him and almost end battered him until he was black and blue (unfortunately my dad pulled me back after 2 punches). Just thought they should get a taste of their own medicine really. Safe to say he won’t be back at my house anytime soon.
Sniper/Spy steampunk | Demo/Soldier | Pyro/Engie
pfftpffft scout and heavy are probably discusing about how handsome medic looks like
could have been looking better, but oh well
(o my god im sry i got overly ambitious and this answer got LONG)

look at this lady from this xy artwork. look at her and her chespin at the restaurant. The server is bringing them two meals. That lady ordered a meal for her chespin. She loves that chespin. That chespin is so happy. That chespin has probably been with that lady for its whole life. That chespin is descended from a chesnaught, and that chesnaught was probably that lady’s too. That is a little old lady who trained a big-ass juggernaught grass monster. I love pokemon
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.








