this is john egbert. i have john egbert with me right now. if this gets 413,413 notes by april 13, 2014 he will live. if not, john egbert will die. its up to you.
This post is breathtaking, I hope we can save poor little John!
-Mario, ever wonder where babies come from?
-Well, you see-a Luigi, when a plumber puts his mushroom spaghetti-o’s noodle into mamma mia’s ravioli, a bambino comes out covered in prosciutto nine castles later.
You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit
when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit
editing peopels writing makes me feel so mean like no im sorry please do not b sad dont think i am write i could be wrong dont listen to me please i
