raideo:

doctorsassysteinbutt:

xnirox:

marikuishiyutaru:

xnirox:

marikuishiyutaru:

xnirox:

Soldier went Studio Killers

EROS AND APOLLO

There’s a maggot who is so wonderful

OH MY GOD

lord god give me strength

fUCK

chudobs:

is this egoraptor

fujisalci:

inkcaviness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

We also say “That’s not my beer” for “That’s none of my buisness” and I think that’s beautiful

is germany even real

moriarty:

oH MY GOD OKAY 

when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago

and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t be so bored and asked us if we knew any sayings in french and i thought of this dexter picture on tumblr and raised my hand

“i.. i know one, it’s like a romantic saying though. omelette du fromage?”

and i felt so cool and educated and the tour guide looks at me and says “… cheese omelette?”

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS IVE COME ACROSS THIS PICTURE 16 TIMES AND NO ONE EVER TOLD ME IT MEANT FUCKING CHEESE OMELETTE LIKE I KNOW IT SAYS OMELETTE BUT I THOUGHT IT HAD SOME DEEPER MEANING IN FRENCH I WAS SO ASHAMED

mostlycogent:

asugarplumfairy:

rheasnaketail:

this is why we can’t have nice things

HEARD YOU WWALKED INTO CLUB

NO BUT THE LAST ONE THO

ladybolin:

ON THAT DAY THE TITANS RECEIVED A GRIM REMINDER 

SEASON 2 PLOT FOR SNK CONFIRMED 

wwhite-teethteens:

namidaaz:

Cute little semi transparent sleepy ghost to drag around on your dashboard~

oH MY GOD 

adornoble:

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

memetuna:

meroune:

uh

deep as fuck