eluhvew:

thefinnishgypsy:

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

“I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP”

perfect

daiedalous:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

update: she caught a squirrel today

She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Is this girl an actual disney princess?

seductive-potato:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

i love this post 

rebagelagain:

people on tumblr who have those little friend groups and you’re just watching them be cool like

physicswithbalzer:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

thanks

Well, they’re not wrong.

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

fotobaum:

x

meowvgonspengler:

ITS A METAPORN.

YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU HOLN ON TO THE RAILINF.

YOU DONT GIBE IT THE POWER TO HAPEN.

official-sebastianstan:

magecircle-blog:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE