there’s this vent in my building and every time i walk past it i feel like it’s gonna whisper in a raspy voice something like “hey kid you ever killed a man”
Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”
when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job
WHY DOES YOUR SCHOOL LOOK SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL MY HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LITERAL GARBAGE CAN




