RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

tastefullyoffensive:

Mittens the Texting Cat [via]

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

packetofcrackers:
“ that cat fucking licked a ghost or something
”

packetofcrackers:

that cat fucking licked a ghost or something

eatsleepcrap:
“ heroscafe:
“ everyonesfavoriteging:
“ my-weeping-angel:
“ eatsleepcrap:
“ syd224:
“ eatsleepcrap:
“ wincherlockedintardis:
“ even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one...

eatsleepcrap:

heroscafe:

everyonesfavoriteging:

my-weeping-angel:

eatsleepcrap:

syd224:

eatsleepcrap:

wincherlockedintardis:

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

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No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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Sherlock out.

*raises calculator*

I still think kicking the door in is an option here

colossal-booty:
“ are you fucking kidding me
”

colossal-booty:

are you fucking kidding me

bakalucjan:
“ catnippackets:
“ apparently this, coupled with the fact that I’m usually really quiet and don’t talk much, is why I have trouble making friends
”
THIS IS LITERALLY MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL I WANT TO SCREAM
”

bakalucjan:

catnippackets:

apparently this, coupled with the fact that I’m usually really quiet and don’t talk much, is why I have trouble making friends

THIS IS LITERALLY MY LIFE IN A NUTSHELL I WANT TO SCREAM