You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
I really love how Captain Falcon is like uber chill parrying Lucina’s sword with his own extremities. He’s all like
Haha! Yeah whatever kid, Link already tried to pull this same shit on me years ago
aaahhhh… the nineties, remember? Super Smash Bros 64…
oh wait you weren’t even born by then
THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
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