thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

delicately-interconnected:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

christian-glibertarian:

tumblr.

Monty Python predicted our generation.

Oh my god

ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

“frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance”

Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

shoot-me-down-on-the-roof:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

i need to pee but tumblr

i need to food but tumblr

i need to sleep but tumblr

i need to life but tumblr

i need to dispose of a body but tumblr

i need to school but tumblr

One of these is not like the others

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking