luciferkingofsass

I WOKE UP TODAY WITH 3 SCRATCH MARKS ON MY ARM. AND MY NAILS ARE TOO SHORT FOR ME TO HAVE DONE IT

I’M NOT SAYING DEMONS

BUT DEMONS!!! FETCH THE SALT

luciferkingofsass

seriously. what the hell is this?

that-one-idjit

Do you have a cat.

simontowel

Do you have a satanic cult under your refrigerator

luciferkingofsass

I don’t have a cat, no.

But I forgot about the satanic cult under the fridge. GODAMMIT! I TOLD THEM TO STOP THIS SHIT.

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