In case you've never experienced the children's book "Love You Forever," here is a summary:
“Oh what a nice looking children’s book.”
“Aww. That’s so beautiful.”
“Oh wow. That’s so sweet.”
“lol 80’s teenager.”
“Wait what.”
“Dear God no.”
“Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t freaking cry….”
“Why.”
“This is a children’s book.”
This was my favorite book as a kid! I read it every night.