yeahhletsfuck

"You. Come. Now."

lauren-just-me

Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…

nelzipiezblowsyourmind

*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”

lauren-just-me

RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?

nelzipiezblowsyourmind

Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD