Update: It seems the Diet Dr. Pepper has rallied the orange cream soda to join its cause in defying me.

Update: Dr Pepper has arranged an army.
Little does he know I have a trick up my sleeve.

Update: I have captured and tortured Dr. Pepper while his comrades watched.
The rebellion has been crushed.

What is wrong with this entire site.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT POOR CITIZEN!!!???

GOOD JOB, DAVE. YOU UPSET THE MAYOR.