hauntedmilk:

pizzaforpresident:

be-happyy-xoxo:

omgoshitskabs:

pizzaforpresident:

frat-rick-henry:

pizzaforpresident:

Hi! My name is Rhyse and I’m 8 1/2 months pregnant!

Because Fox News and God say abortion is wrong, I decided to carry this unwanted baby into term and had no idea what I should do with it. I’ve decided that I’m going to have a tumblr giveaway!!! If you want to win this unnamed little shit monster once it’s born, all you have to do is LIKE & REBLOG this post, and FOLLOW PIZZAFORPRESIDENT! I’ll pick the winner at random and send them the baby in a box once it is born. Air holes do not come standard in the box so you’ll need to Paypal me an extra $10 or $15 with the shipping costs if you want them.

Good luck everyone!!!

They have these things called condoms and birth control that you should have used. People who blame others for their mistakes and use abortion to get out of it are cowards.

Only God can judge me

Ma’am, this is a baby you’re talking about, not a bag of damned jelly beans!!!!!!!
You can’t give away a baby on a social network!
There are papers to sign and all types of procedures.
Plus, what if you give the “little shit monster” to someone who’s a closeted pedophile.

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This isn’t real. There is no way this is real

if this real I want  kick this girls ass for being so insanely heartless and fucking dumb. this post is absolute unbelievable and maybe this “monster” of girl’s parents should have shipped her ignorant ass away, God would’ve been pleased.

i poorly superimposed my face over a pregnant chick’s watermarked photo and made an obviously fake story and also i am a boy

tghe re is no unit of meawuserement for ho whardd im laughifn