Quick, babe, give your followers names Karkat can call Dave's penis.
threshecutionermoved-deactivate:
oH MAN ALEX
OK AY HERE I GO
- THE *D*AVE.
- EXCALIBUR.
- ALBINO CAVE DWELLER. (depends on ur headcanon)
- THE TREMENDOUS THROB STALK.
- THE BRO BULGE.
- MUSCLE SWORD.
- EARTH YOGURT GUN.
- THE R-RATED ROD.
- MEAT SWORD.
- PANT ROCKET.
- NOOK INVADER.
- THE DEEP NOOK DIVER.
- THE DICKTATOR.
- THE PRODDING PAL.
man i can’t continue i ‘m laughing so ha rdbye
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