striderized-deactivated20130925
asked:
Quick, babe, give your followers names Karkat can call Dave's penis.
threshecutionermoved-deactivate
answered:

oH MAN ALEX
OK AY HERE I GO

  • THE *D*AVE.
  • EXCALIBUR.
  • ALBINO CAVE DWELLER. (depends on ur headcanon)
  • THE TREMENDOUS THROB STALK. 
  • THE BRO BULGE.
  • MUSCLE SWORD. 
  • EARTH YOGURT GUN.
  • THE R-RATED ROD.
  • MEAT SWORD.
  • PANT ROCKET.
  • NOOK INVADER.
  • THE DEEP NOOK DIVER.
  • THE DICKTATOR.
  • THE PRODDING PAL.


man i can’t continue i ‘m laughing so ha rd

bye  

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