yeah i woke up and literally all my clothes were out of my drawers ad on the floor

i saw three of my best friends penises

i woke up with swollen feet and old gum on my sheets

turns out it was a mixture of soggy popcorn and vodka

i was pulling glass out of my feet for literally weeks

theres a video of a brazillian dude teaching me to pickpocket strangers

the one time i wasnt being a dick to future me

i had to throw the shoes out

I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE THING WAS

hooked up with a lot of people i wasnt supposed to oops