things like slenderman (so like humanoid featureless things with unnaturally long limbs) are actually one of the things that REALLY get to me but i cant take slenderman seriously because hes wearing a fucking suit. what kind of self respecting nightmare wears a suit. its like hes in an awkward teen phase where he says the word ‘classy’ a lot and wonders why girls dont like him even though he wears a suit to school every day. what a fucking nerd. i wanna give slenderman a wedgie