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Customer: *grabs my ass*
Me: *turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
Customer: Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
Me: and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
Customer: Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
Me: So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
Customer: Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
Customers friend: ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
Customer: *reluctantly hands me $20*
I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me
Reblogged 9 years ago from crepusculargoomy (Originally from tie-me-try-me-deactivated201602)
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