boopart

WHAT!!!!

transhumanisticpanspermia

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

firegrowshigher

bountyhunterdwe

I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.  

olbersparadox

IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG

xekstrin

this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze