suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:
instead of using terms like “having sex” or “making love,” consider the following:
- diddling
- doing the frick frack
- playing the pee pees
- filling the donut hole
- checking the plumbing
- pushing push-pops
thank u for ur consideration
may also include:
- smacking the beep beeps
- smooching the no nos
- tap dancing the potty places
- mooing the moo moos
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