The crystal around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it’s a JO crystal, but me and my bros. I have seen it glow while jerkin’ it with a bud, that’s how I know it’s real. You can come over for as long as you want, but I need a picture of you, preferably wearing a crystal, before I waste my time.
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