thejokersadvocate

Who do I have to talk to about selling my soul for fame and fortune?

the-official-satan

Me.

thejokersadvocate

Oh hi satan, so yeah about that fame and fortune like I’d like to think my soul is worth at least 10 years of fame.

the-official-satan

Ten years and then you’re dead.

htmlmom

hey can i have the same deal

the-official-satan

Maybe

bryan-the-lost-child

Can I just have the part about being dead?

the-official-satan

Only once you’ve lived a great life.

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