princessfreakazoid

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

larry-while-were-young

how the fuck would you know that

princessfreakazoid

because i know things

221cbakerstreet

rudeandgingerdoctor

i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face