England What day is today?

Ireland It's Ju-

Ireland Oh God....ooooooh fucking crap.

Italy Holy shit is that today.

England What? What is it Ireland?!?! Italy?!?

*stumbling down stairs* *shouts gettING LOUDER AND L O U D E R*

ENGLAND FUCKING SHIT

ENGLAND RUN EVERYBODY RUN LIKE HELL

*DOORS B URST OPE N*

AMERICA *POINTS AT ITALY* FUCK YOU

AMERICA *POINTS AT IRELAND* FUCK YOU

AMERICA *PUNCHES ENGLAND IN THE FACE AND SLAMS THEM AGAINST A TABLE* AND FUCK YOU MOST OF ALL

AMERICA YOU KNOW WHAT

AMERICA FUCK ALL OF YOU

AMERICA U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!