hey 4chan just wanted to let you know that i would be irreversibly TRIGGERED and OFFENDED if you would order this dress for me. and don’t even get me started if you brought these shoes to my doorstep. i would LITERALLY DIE of SHOCK and ANGUISH
same ugh u cannot believe what would happen to me if 4chan PAID FOR MY COLLEGE TUITION. i would be a fucking wreck. golly i hope they DON’T do that