egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD!!! THE BIBLE NAZI!!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!

BEHOLD!!! THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

Fuck you. I’m the one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere!!

the obsessive whiny little bxtch xD

Fuck you! i’m the customer!

Bow to me! I am the white establishment.

Fuck you, I’m the Coke Fiend!

Egads! It’s the buzzkill

Fuck you! I’m the Coke Fiend!

FEAR ME! I’M THE DUDE WHO WON’T LEAVE!

GOOD NIGHT I’M THE INFAMOUS BIBLE NAZI

FEAR ME! I’M THE WHITE BITCH

THE PRETENTIOUS TOUCHY FEELY BIBLE CAMP STAFF

THE SOUL CRUSHING CAR ALARM